Falling In Like

First of all, I’d just like to point out that someone searched “slutty bridesmaids dress” and got to my blog. Awesome.

So I’ve kept telling myself I need to post at least an update on my life. Only because I really want you to blog more so I wanted to be your example. I usually only think about it when I’m falling asleep and would never in a million years get up to do it.

Today I remembered right now, so here we go. List time. (I love lists a lot.)

- Siskel died. I told Scott not to tell me when it happened, and then I told him to tell me when it did, but he only listened to the first part. So a couple weeks ago I hear the toilet flush and Siskel was laid to rest in a septic tank. Little guy.

-Ebert is still in the tank but I haven’t seem him in a couple days. I’m convinced he’s dead in the pirate ship and is floating on the bottom of it, but Scott says that’s ok. Ugh.

- I started a new job!! I’m working for a company in Provo called By Monday. I’m really glad I had the *worst experience of my working life ever ever ever because since being at By Monday I’ve realized how wonderful it is and how grateful I am to work with people who appreciate what you do and aren’t stupid.

- Scotty Mouse and I are still living above Satan and her family. Bad neighbors are the worst. I’ve only called the cops once and I would probably do it again except I’m not home all day to listen to the awfulness so I can pretend things are better.

- I want a puppy. Scott says no.

- This month we took  trips to Vegas and Idaho. A lot of car time which resulted in only one puking incident, which I consider a success. Although, I do wish the bag I puked in didn’t have a hole in the bottom.

- We went to Vegas to see my super handsome cousin Phillip Michael get baptized. I was the only speaker (pressure much?) but it turned out to be a wonderfully amazing weekend.

- We go to Idaho every once in a while to visit my in-laws. I love going there because I equate Idaho with vacation time and Scott’s Mom’s cooking. Also we slept. A lot. And by we I mean me. It was amazing.

- I graduate from UVU in April. It’s about freakin time. Feel free to read about the excellent education I’ve been receiving this last semester here.

- I knew Emily would win. I’m still undecided on my AI prediction. I love Paul. Don’t hate!

- I’ve read 18 books since Scott bought me a Kindle on my birthday. Currently reading ‘The Road’.

For no reason at all, here is a picture of Libby and Riley puppy.

*They haven’t taken my picture down. I hate them. Forever.